How do you know when you have taught a good Yoga Class?
- No one gets bent out of shape...

What do you call a yogi who has lost their way?
- Ohm-less

Definition of Hot Yoga:
Asasna in a sauna

This is how to make Yoga soup....
1 cat or downward facing dog or both
1 cow or a camel or both
a crow or an eagle or both
Blend together and sweat in a hot room.  Twist and stretch for at least an hour and let rest at the end.

How does a Yoga instructor create a yoga sequence?
Pretzel Logic!